He’s so far above their heads they can’t even see him.
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There’s no way this is real, right?
This has to be satire. TELL ME IT’S SATIRE!
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If you were born with a disease that made you blind, complete loss of hearing by 20, have seizures, require a feeding tube, colostomy bag, wheelchair and have sleep apnea. Would you want to live?3·1 month agoI don’t mean to argue or be rude or ungrateful to your intentions, but is it not greedy and selfish to expect someone to stay alive for your pleasure? Obviously we’re Internet strangers, we probably won’t talk again outside of this thread, but even when family or acquaintances (not sure I have any real friends anymore) tell me that, it feels like they only say that because it’s what society expects them to say. They aren’t there for me when I’m in need or feel helpless, they can’t change the fact that every waking moment I feel miserable and worthless, so to me it just seems like they’re being selfish to say I need to stick around for them. If I was important enough to need to be alive, why don’t any of them ever reach out to me or check in on me or ask to hang out or anything? They only come out of the woodwork when I’m ready to end it all to chime in with paper thin commentary like this.
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JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If you were born with a disease that made you blind, complete loss of hearing by 20, have seizures, require a feeding tube, colostomy bag, wheelchair and have sleep apnea. Would you want to live?10·1 month agoI have none of that and don’t want to live.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•‘Erasure of years of work’: outcry as White House moves to open Arctic reserve to oil and gas drilling9·1 month agoIt honestly feels like they’re racing to destroy the planet as fast as possible like there’s a prize at the end.
Actually at the time I commented, I only saw other people in the comments who thought the same. 🤷
Looks like AI to me.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Spotify to raise prices in SeptemberEnglish4·1 month agoI can’t even imagine paying for it to begin with.
Haven’t read it, but the show was interesting enough for me to watch the entire season.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole InternetEnglish1·1 month ago🌝
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JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole InternetEnglish1·1 month agoMeth addict.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•The secret ingredient is crimeEnglish23·1 month agoBoth are appropriate responses to the bullshit that is oven knobs.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole InternetEnglish4·1 month agoCan’t tell if meth addict or rage bot.
Yes, but to be fair, TIL Alexa answers are AI, I didn’t know that before.
Lucky you. My experience was the first 20 minutes were bad, but tolerable, then my stomach hurt like a mother fucker for an hour, then I projectile vomited and sat in the shower for like an hour+. Went to bed after that. It was like 5PM.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UKEnglish4·1 month agoI used to do that and I do still have a lot of music from that time on my computer, but somewhere along the line I stopped downloading music and just started listening to it on YouTube whenever I thought of something in particular.
Weird seeing a post from her, I was just watching an old Trevor Moore show with her on it.