Michael Scott with the snip snap vasectomies

It has its own metal cover I lift up to use

Also why did he choose to be a doctor of all jobs?

Ok sure old man …let’s get you back in bed

And the destruction of our environment and water supply too

That genie looks like it’s 5 minutes away from a cardiac arrest

I’m usually mocking people because they believe in retarded gods

Masks are only for surgery

I’m sick of your freaking rules man!

This violates rules 2 and 3

His last name is Magyar?

His last name is basically “Hungarian” lol

It’s just weird that it’s the West Coast of North America and the major cities (seattle and Portland are well inland)

Just a little further south and it’s one of the mot populated regions (SanFran, San Jose, LA etc)

It’s mostly crown land

Canada should have pipelines and port facilities for shipping oil and gas all around the world

But for some strange reason we don’t

Americans be like

Sorry, Dad

I was told this was a safe space and you’re not making me feel that way

Toilet wa broken

Just because you embarrassed about the state of affairs about that capsule doesn’t make it a stupid question

You are a tattle tale