Karyoplasma

My kind of dark humor.

It’s either tax them or eat them. Their choice, really.

Reported. I am not a Nazi, nor do I support the IDF or Netanyahu, but you were factually and provably wrong. Free Palestine.

Wrong. They were sworn to Germany, and nothing else.

This was the oath they took in the Wehrmacht:

„Ich schwöre bei Gott diesen heiligen Eid, daß ich dem Führer des Deutschen Reiches und Volkes, Adolf Hitler, dem Obersten Befehlshaber der Wehrmacht, unbedingten Gehorsam leisten und als tapferer Soldat bereit sein will, jederzeit für diesen Eid mein Leben einzusetzen.“

“I swear by God this holy oath, that I shall render unconditional obedience to the Leader of the German Reich and people, Adolf Hitler, supreme commander of the armed forces, and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath.”

They were sworn to Hitler and to Hitler only. Google Führereid.

The Wehrmacht was sworn to Hitler and to nothing else.

I wish I had the balls for credit card fraud. I promise I wouldn’t buy bullshit yachts or fancy mansions.

Life pro-tip: people who claim that they always find themselves in unwanted drama actually enjoy and thrive in that drama.

The guy who won the NYC mayoral primaries (Zohran Mamdani) does not cheer on the genocide in Gaza, so he must be a Hamas plant. This endangers jews all around the globe. Obviously.

2.5 out of 6. I don’t own a car.

You don’t understand. It’s the art of the deal and Trump is the master. He is playing 5-D chess while everyone else plays checkers.

Each day he looks more demented and senile. If he weren’t such an asshole, I would feel sad for him.

How long until Mamdani is suicided? When are the elections?

If Trump wants to nuke them, he nukes them. He doesn’t need a reason, he is a demented megalomaniac with a cult following. There will be some more finger-waggling in congress and pearl clutching for the midterms after the fact and that’s it. So why appease him or try not to upset him?

Iran probably just thought hitting these targets was easier.

I fucking hate the world we live in.

Goo-da is almost a pokémon

You can live in Cheddar. Nice town, good hiking opportunities.

Russia during official events and gatherings, Israel the rest of the time.

Good thing I have a bike. My car broke down like 4 years ago, been biking since. People scare me, so I don’t have places to be.

This is what a software developer would call a con-action error.

Israel is just a US proxy state to incite wars in the Middle East. Same old, same old.

So that Hollywood trope of using a gasoline trail as a make-shift fuse and lighting it by dropping a cigarette on it is a construct of fiction?

Edit: Damn, you’re right