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2 hours ago“Two comments posted in comments section.”
I bet one of them is the line from skyrim about Khajit.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand here we are.
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1·3 hours agoI qualify for a mortgage, but they want to capme out around 100k.
And the houses in this area were built in the 1800s-1930s. So a 100k house is going to have massive repairs needed that you’ll easily spend another 200k on.
Literally every house I’ve been shown has been “well this one needs an all new roof, and foundation” before you even see the property.
The midwest.
“Does this video have boobies?”
“No. It’s youtube.”
2·4 hours agoTook me a second to get this. I was concentrating too hard on the thumbs up part.
I’m surprised the mother didn’t murder him on the spot.
Ok…I get America. Why is Germany on that list?
Don’t worry. Even without the /s, I thought it was obvious. World is filled with morons though.
Strange that Belarus IS on that list, but Russia isn’t.
Found the pro wrestling fan who’s permanently stuck in 2002.
Well, you know the phrase. Once you go black, you go deaf.
Surprised they didn’t throw in a soulja boy game console too!
I wonder if I could buy Nokia, and start selling the N-Gage again.
Hey, Taco-Talkin’ has a whole new relevant meaning these days! Plus it launched at $299.
You’re right. They didn’t sell 600k phones. They took money from 600k people, but there was no phone sold.
I would if I could buy a house. 40k in the bank. Good credit. 7 years at my current job. Still can’t get a 155k house.
The 75k townhouse won’t sell, and won’t tell me why. Been trying to buy a house for 5 years. Now I’m being told I need to wait another year.
So this past month I’ve just given up. Nothing matters.
1·19 hours agoTake into account how stupid the median person is, then realize half the people is stupider than that.
As he tries to channel the spirit of George Carlin…
Why is it never in MY yard???
8·20 hours agoI want to pet this cat.
Yeah. Being woke requires you to be aware of what is happening.
Superman just shows up, and says “TIME TO SAVE PEOPLE!!!”. But he in general doesn’t know anything.
To be woke, he’d need knowledge of WHY the orphanage is on fire. He just happened to be flying around, saw a fire, and saved the orphans.
He’d be much angrier if he knew the orphanage was on fire because state legislatures cut funding to support the orphanage all so some dipship govenor can buy a 6th yacht.