I think I haven’t played a single skirmish round of Company of Heroes 1 without the Blitzkrieg mod in the past 15 years.

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You’re not getting burned alive but its hot enough that you’re constantly sweaty.

The demons don’t actively torture you but they are going to jump you when you turn the wrong corner.

You’re not there for eternity, it’s just really difficult to leave.

You don’t eternally burn in the flames to atone for your sins, but you have to work to pay them of.

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Shit I think I just described San Francisco.

The girl got hammered and drilled too on that day.

The US falling apart would implicate that it was once whole, which it never was. It is just reaping the harsh fruits of half a century of aggressive 2 party campaigning.

Once, the US was actualy very food at funding innovation. The shit that Bell Labs alone discovered are things that shape the world today. But in the nature of US capatialism, if discovery can’t turn I to profit, why bother? It’s easier to market 2nd or 3rd place as 1st, then to actually be the 1st, especially if the Chinese are constantly breathing down you neck.

Woah woah woah, slow it down, we don’t know if it was murder yet. For all we know it was self defence.

Also true. But it’s funnier if you don’t see it that way.

People use fingerboards to give their turtles the Zoomies.