POV: You’re Alexandra Daddario.

Ordering 48 separate pizzas.

Brother, what are you talking about?

There’s even some fully hand animated and colored stuff from Disney.

“Of course I am listening…” “…listening to this banger the frogs are dancing to.”

My Asmongoon impression:

“Yeah, I mean yeah, no. I total agree with that, yeah, no. Yeah, I mean that just what it is, is it?. Yeah. No, Yeah. I mean… Yeah. What is this? I mean yeah, no.”

Repeat for 6 hours.

Dude has literally the vocabulary of a fucking Etch A Sketch.

Nah your thinking about Lightbulb Zeppelin. Of course it’s not as new as OLED Zeppelin.

Have you tried being an attractive woman?

The 3 sources are all Florida Men™

That’s when I finish my thesis. Migrating OS + thesis just begs for disaster.

This is exactly what I’m going to do in about 14 days. Fuck Microsoft.

Is that a JoJo reference?

We all know that this extends way way waaaay farther to the right.

Normal

Dude, I think by Sponge was never Bobbed to begin with.

At this point, if a home security system came with a set of claymore mines it would make product of the year. Strap a few of those bad bois to your front door and see how quickly the badass guys with big guns turn into little boys with pieces of paper.

Imagine not only being that horny, but also having such a peanut sized brain that you voluntarily type in all you fucked up sexual fantasies into a website that makes all it’s money from data analytics and ads.

At least with regular porn sites, you can use a VPN or Tor to at least keep some veil of privacy, but with Grok people have to make a Twitter account, verify their identity and enter their credit card information.

People that use off-the-shelf AI like for sexual stuff are literally retarded.

It’s not even cheap either. In the long run, grabbing a used GPU from eBay and running your own model on it will not only keep your kinky shit private, but also save you money.

On the other hand, I hope these fucks that generate un-consenting real-person porn will get exposed in the next big “oopsie-woopsie” data leak, because they were dumb enough to leave all their private info behind.

Assuming there are people that give enough of a shit to have a funeral for me is too high praised.

Pineapple flavored

“Yeah, thanks for rubbing it in Doc…”