Sounds recursive.

Are you suggesting that these jokers are trying to do some reverse psychology on us to help us? Two people who have probably never done anything selfless in their lives?

Sounds like a good time to make some shit up.

I read two-faced sloth at first. I thought that was a bit harsh.

What if you have a boner? Then it provides plausible deniability.

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Executives, surely the most valuable assets for a company. Who would reorg and layoff without these underpaid geniuses?

Russia fits in there somewhere.

Yes, but he’s surely fucking things up. There are likely no upsides though.

Shitbirds of a feather shit together.

Too complicated.

Because congress is going to roll over and let him do whatever he wants.

It’s more of a minimum requirement for many jobs. It sucks, but I think you’re viewing it wrong. It’s not going to get you anything except maybe keep your resume out of the trash.