Mine jumps at the keys in the door when he gets the zoomies. Apparently he reaches the higher lock, that’s where I have a small mascot dangling and I found it on the floor a couple of times already.
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They ekekekek if they want to hunt or to grab your attention / attention of other cats for the hunt. I run around with a bug zapper paddle and hunt with my cat. I see a moth, I ekekek at him and he comes in running, grabs the thing and eats it. Sometimes he ekekeks at me and I grab the paddle and launch a serve at a fly. Gets him off my back for playtime, since playtime is basically simulating a hunt, and he goes to eat and sleep shortly after.
Same, 3 years running, printing lots of shit for my own company and just now got a “low toner” warning which I’m ignoring for the last 2 or so months. Buying an inkjet is the biggest scam there is, you pay more in the ink and broken printers than you ever would for a laser.
Maalus@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Homie accidentally took off his white hood to replyEnglish1·1 day agoMine didn’t. Stop whatabouting, I don’t remotely care about opinions of a tankie.
Maalus@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.English2·1 day ago“People” doesn’t mean a mental health proffessional. But again, you do you.
Maalus@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Homie accidentally took off his white hood to replyEnglish1·1 day agoNone. But plenty of communist monuments that were forced on us that we tore down the second Russia effed off back to home.
Communism is a disease and the Soviet Union was an imperialist country continuing on with Russia.
There is also a trick I used to do - fill the food bowl with water (wetfood only). The cat plucked it out of the water and then drank the water. They take in most of their water from drinking blood / when eating. Also important to feed them internal organs - chicken hearts, livers, etc.
Never give cats milk, it’s bad for them.
Maalus@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.English1·1 day agoYou don’t know that, you most likely pushed it down and covered it up, because that’s what people with trauma do. That’s not processing it. The scary part isn’t what you can imagine / see causing the problems, it’s what you can’t imagine.
But at the end of the day it’s your life, do what you want
Maalus@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Homie accidentally took off his white hood to replyEnglish3·2 days agoNot in Eastern Europe. People hate the communists here. They have ruined their countries, basically occupied them.
This isn’t “THE” solution though. Plenty of other options. My favourite is meal prepping - spend three hours cooking for the entire week, put it in the fridge. Instead of an hour / hour and a half each day. You only have to clean up after yourself once too.
Issues are you need to prepare things that reheat well, or that you can quickly “cook up” each day without it taking too long. I.e. “just add the sauce to the salad” type of deal.
Buy the loaf, slice it, freeze the excess. Take out only what you need. You can microwave it to unfreeze it quickly (but it does take some practice to not overdo it and ruin it) or just leave it out and be able to eat in like 30 mins. Comes out fresh and you don’t waste it ever really.
Probably that people have jobs, families and lives. Otherwise, why haven’t you already started a nonprofit that does that and donates to them?
No ads and no donations, they’ll put wishful thinking into the skillet and eat that I guess
Mine picked up on my name quickly. Then I trained him to use buttons and he correctly can understand that the button for my name means he wants my attention / denotes ownership of something. I.e “<catname> food” and “<myname> food” which means he leaves it alone. Often says shit like “<catname> <myname> lets play” or “<myname> pets <catname>”.
Maalus@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•As The Outer Worlds 2 hits $80, director says "we don't set the prices for our games" and wishes "everybody could play" Obsidian's new RPGEnglish2·6 days agoDenuvo, not whatever you said
They can’t use iTunes so FUCK EM WHO NEEDS THEM
Maalus@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.2·6 days agoLike, 40 mins a day? It all depends on the person, someone with IBS can go to the toilet 4 - 5 times in the morning for instance. I think I already mastered shitting tbh
Sooo they haven’t “so chosen” for years now, why would they suddenly “now so choose”?