Trying to change up what type of eggs you have 4 dozen of everyday, Gaston?

Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing? What a country!

If Watership Down taught me anything, it’s that this is 100% the way rabbits talk.

Toe gloves are the only thing allowed, but everyone must walk on rotting plants. So you can feel it in your bones.

Yes, the original post is about that. I was making a joke about bragging about having a photographic memory but forgetting the word.

Yes, that’s the joke.

“Witty rebuttal.”

Chilled granite.

I can never remember that word. Sure makes it awkward in conversation: “I have one of idiomatic memories or whatever, can’t remember what it’s called.”

Of course 1 step = 1 foot traveled, you have 1 foot per leg, therefore 1 foot per step.

The juice is loose!

To me it’s like seeing an old friend from younger years. You’ve both changed so things are different from the good ol’ days, but it’s still enjoyable to spend time with them.