Look at you with your fancy PowerPC model. We had to make do with a 68040 and we liked it!

goes outside to yell at the clouds to get off of his lawn

The perfect one-panel comic doesn’t exi—

I only line dry my clothes when I think they need to be seasoned with some guano.

Better put the bread box in the cupboard, just to be on the safe side.

c/uncommoninsults@…?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s Nintendo pile-on session.

Who says you can’t hear a thumbnail?

I’m getting a headache just thinking about it.

I have fond memories of Hexen. But most of those are overridden by it being the unfortunate game where I finally realized that first person games make me motion sick.

“Oof, I don’t feel so hot. Let me keep playing to keep my mind off of it. Maybe a bite to eat. Back to the game, I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m…” running to the bathroom and honking up everything I just ate and then some until I’m dry-heaving. I didn’t eat hot dogs for a good five years after that.

Which conveniently comes from trusted brands like Pepsi and Coca-Cola!

…no, wait…

Same, except mine has a fan on it. 🪦

It’s not just Switch games.

https://lemmy.world/post/29538917

5G makes people glow.

What’s wrong with hard shell tacos?

takes one bite and the rest disintegrates

That’s what the fork is for.

I sea what you did there.

It’s not uncommon to be below 0C for days at time during the winter here, with dips to -10ish overnight. Summer regularly tops 32C. It’s 17 right now and absolutely glorious.

12C is fairly mild. 12F… yeah, you’re gonna need some layers.

Because it’s not like these measures have been 100% accurate in the past.

This is the part that really frustrates me. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of the wording here. Account ban? Sure, against TOS, etc. But affecting the device is a whole other story. Especially when prior account bans have come under dubious circumstances.

To the sun is freaking expensive. At the sun is much more efficient and achieves the same end result, if slightly messier.

Parabolas are beautiful, don’t @ me.