Just say you saved $55 billion dollars.

Nobody on their team is capable of doing the math to check.

I’m so sorry. May it be as least-painful as possible, for him and all of you.

Firefighter jobs cut their incarceration time in half. That’s gotta be worth something in this calculation. I definitely think they should be paid more than they are, though

Don’t eat the rich. You could get prion disease. Feed them to the wolves.

Now that makes a lot more sense than the way they worded it.

Unfortunately not gonna happen under this Reich.

Laws against not having an address? That just (further) criminalizes poverty.

Yeah, shit on the corpse

It’s actually a rise in sepsis deaths.

“The new reporting shows that, after the state banned abortion, dozens more pregnant and postpartum women died in Texas hospitals than had in pre-pandemic years, which ProPublica used as a baseline to avoid COVID-19-related distortions. As the maternal mortality rate dropped nationally, ProPublica found, it rose substantially in Texas.”

Doctors aren’t faking a sepsis diagnosis. Rather, they’re waiting until they can prove the fetus is dead or she’s actually dying.

"The standard of care for miscarrying patients in the second trimester is to offer to empty the uterus, according to leading medical organizations, which can lower the risk of contracting an infection and developing sepsis. If a patient’s water breaks or her cervix opens, that risk rises with every passing hour.

Sepsis can lead to permanent kidney failure, brain damage and dangerous blood clotting. Nationally, it is one of the leading causes of deaths in hospitals.

While some Texas doctors have told ProPublica they regularly offer to empty the uterus in these cases, others say their hospitals don’t allow them to do so until the fetal heartbeat stops or they can document a life-threatening complication."

Love Squammy’s camo!

The shadows will never see me coming

Many reservations are far from the original habitat of the people living in them, (see Trail of Tears) so the food materials for their original cuisine can’t be found or grown

Oh don’t you hate that? Happens too often, especially typing on my phone and the cat or the spouse needs is asking for something so I’m rushing to finish and BLARGH! It’s ruined!

Standard Issue Cat, Magnificent Edition

I meant ULTRA heat-treated.

Beyond pasteurized.

I believe OP is joking

UHT is the opposite of raw milk.

Oh God. Do you realize where we’re going?

Elongate.

I am an even older fart, and I TAUGHT cursive. The only “cursive” here is the angry scrawl of someone who’d prefer to be cursing.

Look, for example, at the word immediately after HOLY MONTH. The closest correct cursive letters to fit the scrawl are:

“itreit”.

It’s only by context, and allowing for the angry misplacement of the tittle, that we can read it as “that.”