Like, a brain tumor?

So very well put. Thank you.

Astronomical mental instability

“Nipple clamps? Dammit, I thought you said nipple LAMPS”

Probably taste like Doritos

No

The door will unlock if you create an account and check the box to receive daily emails with amazing offers!

Gotta pay the toll troll

Literally

Wow, that guy’s loaded

How does one move to New Zealand?

Asking for a friend.

When you download something without permission, you’re a criminal

When MicroShit does it, it’s a feature

I once slid a large rock across an entire frozen lake. Please, contain your admiration