Baal isn’t Satan - that’s just ignorant.

There should be a version where they’re brown and at the end they suddenly get bags put over their heads by Trump’s paramilitary.

Actually started using this at work too now, as the entire file menu part of Word 365 is an utter garbage fire.

Take two micro-processors into the shower?

Are you sure people were saying what you thought they were?

The cat tree I have now is the first one ever to not just be ignored and it was dirt cheap from k-mart so I wouldn’t mind throwing it out.

That’s a good rule of thumb actually.

Np

Domino is a great cat name, but mine ended up being called Bob day-to-day for reasons.

Horses invaded a half marathon I was running once. They right past me and headed off down the road.

I had to wash mine once when she got engine oil in her fur, but yeah self-cleaning is a major sales bullet point of cats.

I hate it when rice is separate in the menu and you can’t tell from the price whether it’s for sharing or if they’re just ripping you off.

Second phase transformation to Thomas The Defiled.

Those buggers wouldn’t unlock supermarket trolleys, so you’d have to get rid of them at a McDonald’s, where the staff don’t look too close at the coinage.

Can you stroke its tummy?

Why is he still there then? We’ve known this for years now.

Same, but prequels.

He might make a good warlord in the Neo Sengoku Period.

Is this loss32?

I see.