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“Nice city you got there, be a shame if something happened to it.”

I guess OP was… PieFed.

Thank you and goodnight!

I don’t know where you should go, but please stay away from mine! 🤣

And I would retort, “Nuh uh.”

YES! Exactly my point. Thank you!

The episode is called Nick of Time, with none other than the great William Shatner.

You don’t have to go back that far, just look at digital music. People were trading files on Napster, and the music industry was having a fit. Steve Jobs opened the iTunes Music Store and started selling all files for .99, people started gobbling them up, and piracy went down. Then along came Spotify, Apple Music, Pandora, etc., and most people are happy to pay. Why, because it’s so much easier and convenient than trying to pirate it and get it on your phone/player.

Don’t get me wrong, people still pirate, but the percentage is low compared to what it was before these easy legal options. People will always take the easiest route, legal or illegal.

Nope, there’s a good bit of non-adult content on there….

Or so I’ve heard.

iPhone user: “Well well well, how the turntables.”

I mean, crabs are dangerously enough already with those strong claws, do we really want them learning how to read too? Think about it….

[taps forehead meme]

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My new Norm Macdonald SNL Jokes community. I am reposting screenshots of the Twitter account of the same name. I’m going “there” so you don’t have to!

I’ll try to post one a day, but no promises. The posting schedule might be sporadic, so don’t get hung up on a specific time.

We need to have a Norm McDonald Joke of the Day here on Lemmy. If I had the time I would do it, but alas, I do not.

Y’know, I understand where you’re coming from, but my dad did his time in the military, including a stint in Vietnam. He’s 81 now, and I don’t see the harm in giving him a little bit off of a bill for his service. He’s not obnoxious about it, but will sometimes ask, and take it if it’s available. If not, no big deal.

My dad is a veteran, and he will sometimes ask, and sometimes they will ask him. Almost always, especially in restaurants, he just says that he is, and they give him the discount.