Mine has no straps. I just use big safety pins.

Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.

I know someone on SNAP benefits. She drives a 25 year old Buick Lesabre with over 200,000 miles on it . Technically it’s a “luxury car,” which she got for $800.

Their stats are bullshit, spun in such a way as to churn up resentment towards the poorest , so the wealthiest can bilk more money from the middle.

God I hate these people

This person must raise electric eels.

That looks like a Ragdoll. I adopted one years ago, she looked similar. Here’s a pic of her when I got her:

She grew up to look like this:

I have a theory that he’s not singing “simply having a wonderful Christmastime,” he actually saying “simply HALVING a wonderful Christmastime.” Every time he says it in that stupid irritating way he does, he’s halving it again and again, like the half-life of a radioactive element. He’s subjecting Christmas wonder to radioactive decay, until all that’s left is an inert lump of lead.

“Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey. That song makes me want to vomit

Conan televised it.

Bills have been brought up several times to make district mapping non-partisan, and/or by 3rd party independent agencies. Usually Dems bring them up and republicans vote them down or sabotage them in any way they can.

trump is the champion of the billionaire class.

We would if we could.

My cat told me to tell you to fuck off.

Here’s $5. Go watch a Star War.

Icy what you did there.

“Israel and/or Russia first”

Depends on the kid.

They sure know how to manipulate him.

What the fuck am I supposed to do?
If I do anything non-violent to “rise up” against the government, it’s “not enough.” If I do anything violent, I put everything I have to care for at risk. I have a kid and a wife and a house and a mortgage and a job with a healthcare plan to be worried about.

I want trump and his corruption and his cronies gone. But I’m not going to put my child’s chance at a stable future at risk to make it so.

I will/do vote against him. I will/do protest. I will/do volunteer to help the victims of his shit policies. But I will not deprive my family of a husband/father/home. I can’t.

So if that’s not enough, I’m sorry. I want to do more but they’ve got us pinned down. We need “air support.” We may even need outside help.

I have a (non-TMNT-themed) pizza cutter with a handle which is like a traditional wheel cutter handle, but also splits down the center and becomes more like the two-handed “staff” one. It works very well, because it transfers the pressure on the blade from a forward 45° angle to straight-down 90°. Great for thick/hard crust.

The handle splits above the blade rather than at the center of the wheel, so there’s a bit more clearance. But still I wouldn’t say it’s an impractical design. As long as you have slim hands and keep it level.