Fuck off Randy

Bunch of fuckin’ shit, sounds like

😂

They give birth to up to 30 live babies at a time every 2 months up to 3 times a year, and they’re fully sexually mature in 6 months. Imagine how many I’ll have soon!

Yeah I mean, I get it. I like meat, but I also hate the factory farm conditions and all the animal abuse that comes along with it. I prefer wild game.

No babies yet! I’ll be sure to update when they arrive - and I noticed I actually have 2 expecting mothers instead of just one!

I’m not afraid of them. I just dislike them.

Yeah they suck. About a decade ago, I got alpha gal from a tick bite. Found out because my weekly steak turned my intestinal system into a sock full of gravel. Took several months, but I got over it.

Oh yeah. And they go “SSSS!”

Ew, there were ticks?

I do have one in a small jar of alcohol, but that’s not a thing I typically do; I just pulled one off my dog and disposed of it that way.

But seriously, this one is about… 60mm? Somewhere in there. About 2.3 inches.

Roaches are, technically, 3 feet long. And two feet wide.

Go get em, Mr. Shlong!

Can I just use regular iodized table salt, or do I have to have pure, lab-grade sodium chloride?

Keep up the good work, agent Fleur.

I absolutely fucking love that this guy became the CEO of Sex. Emphasis on fucking love.

Incredible

But what does Pirate Software think of the situation? That’s what I really need to know.

His dad worked at Blizzard, y’know.

Do you know who Shakira is?

You sound wistfully awed.