My manager, a CFO in a startup was like this. He implemented it, making us write down everything we did. And so I did. In details. Spent more time writing the report than working. Left the company 6 weeks after implementation. Then they needed 3 people to replace me HAHAHA fuck you Lena and Michael!

I know… Jurassic Park is 33 years this year. It would be like watching a movie from the 60’ when it was released.

We’re old, friend.

Then what? I’m getting dizzy… Instructions unclear.

The EPA is still a thing under president musk and first lady trump?

99% if browsers are just skinned Chrome.

Yup. Hence, the reason I originally suggested to use Firefox, only because it’s not built on Chromium.

True, but if an adblocker no longer works on a specific browser, change your browser! I started using Netscape back in '94, and lost count on how many browsers I’ve tested and used in the past… Holy shit, 30+ years!!

If you’re still using Chrome, do yourself a favour and install Firefox.

Tomato, potato.

It’d still be a higher probability to die in the car taking them to the airport.

Oh no, don’t tell her Waluigi fooled me again?

Nah, you were with his brother, Mario. It’s easy to mistake the two. I was with Luigi, he was vacationing in Denmark with me.

Oh, look at that; another Project 2025 itemticked off on the list.

Next DIY project found!

I feel so lucky, living in the country side where the closest road is 300m away, and the closest neighbour 250m from the house. It gets completely quiet in the summertime due to all the trees surrounding the property. It’s heaven on earth in the summer!

Beware, the current administration might send you to Gitmo if you don’t kneel to King Trump!

Elon needs a sole or 50 to the face.

Pro-tip: Report yourself to ICE as a [insert country you want to live in], and you live there now!

That sounds like a lottery, and some people might be sent to a Scandinavian country, basically winning the lottery.

I need this on a t-shirt!