I thought places that identify as a membership club could ask to look at receipts.

Are you saying that AC/DC was a “one hit wonder band”?

Thank you!

I can’t watch the link at the moment and nobody will type the name. lol I’ll follow up tomorrow.

So…what’s the name?

What the hell does that have to do with anything? It is trivial to tow a standard car to my home and effect those repairs almost immediately. Just order the parts.

What about the EV? None of the above can easily be done.

My fears are software/firmware issues or battery pack failure. It’s an impossible problem for the common man to solve and you are beholden to the manufacturer. And at what cost? Minor accident? Manufacturer declares it unfixable and deactivates it. Doesn’t even matter if you repair it. Boo!

I really want one, but I can still repair my current car myself if needed.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.

Homer

I’ve heard and told this one for years, but use “taste” instead of smell. Makes the joke a bit sillier.

These are more anti-jokes rather than dad-jokes, but they do work as such. Here’s another anti-joke:

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick. 😁

Yah, I’m not a soup fan either. I’ll eat it, but as a last choice. Or if I am ill.

One holiday many years ago, I showed up for a quality holiday meal and the hostess served cold gazpacho. Worst holiday meal ever. Would not eat again.

Why did Snoop Dogg have a frying pan?

Fo sizzle.

Why did he have an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

Happy Birthday, Mrs FauxPseudo!

I think you are right.

Yah, tapas always seemed to me like appetizers whilst you drink. You’ve got to go get a proper meal after.

Edit: Oh and the hungry hippo thing is for real. Tapas is competitive when snapping up whatever’s been just set down!

IKR? I was accused of that, but it was honestly unintentional even if the results were not entirely undesirable…

Laundry go in machine come out wet. Put in next machine, come out dry. It was a while ago and I have since learned there is nuance with fabrics/temps/hang dry, etc. I still do just my own laundry as the lesson is not forgotten, but I am also approved for general sheets and towels duty. You do what you will with the original information!

All I had to do was ruin a few articles of her clothing and I was off the job. I was truly trying to be helpful, but the blowback was real. I still do my own, however.

I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I replied, “Paint my house.”

I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.

She came back about an hour later and said “All done!”.

I said, “Wow, that was fast.”

She said, “Yeah, I’m getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.”

We know a few people that use this pithy phrase. I completely agree that the saying is sort of a cop-out. Accepting the situation (presumably), whatever it is, without seeking a better or more palatable solution. It isn’t always a serious issue, but certainly don’t capitulate if it is.

No:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4635282

There are dozens of us!