PhoenixDog

Nah. It pisses off Conservatives who masturbate to him so it won’t stop being funny.

I was elated the day I heard he was killed. Like a reverse Harambe.

Dude was just a grifter. In the end of it all he still leaned left.

Ate my wife out last night.

Still smell them 12 hours later. No ragerts.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

If your immediate thought is to sexualize animal genitalia, it’s likely you who needs the therapist.

I fail to see the problem here.

🌏 👨‍🚀 🔫 👨‍🚀

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with North Carolina.

As long as you exclude North Carolina.

What a wildly inaccurate cartoon. It’s almost offencive at how much this whole thing is fucked up.

Trump’s hands are way too big…

Well, not Americans, but brown people halfway across the world would be. But they’re not people to Americans so who cares.

Nobody asked for this.

He prefers his women when their age starts with a 1.

If you need surgery to not assume you get to stick your dick into whoever looks at you kindly…

Just call them American and be done with it.

With all due respect… What is wrong with you?

Because “I make a perfectly average dish that is neither great nor terrible” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.

In Mac and Cheese apparently.

It’s only a matter of time before Trump literally eats a baby and MAGA cheers him on while restricting abortions because “think of the children”.

Every so often I still go on a Bo Burnham Binge.

And it costs me so much because then for two weeks afterwards my ADHD brain just has his songs on repeat when I’m at work or trying to sleep.