Eat?

It has the same energy as someone who says “modern gaming is bad!” because all they play is regurgitated EA sports slop and AAAA shooters like Call of Duty.

If I got paid to see the penises I see, I’d get charged with prostitution!

The joys of learning HTML to impress your high school crush with autoplay music on your MySpace profile…

It’s borderline difficult to live day to day knowing what’s going on at every moment.

Little Caesars is so good when you don’t…

Does anyone just not tip anymore if it’s counter service? It does not require that much effort to take something from a glass case and give it to me.

If you’re actively walking around, giving me and checking in on my meal, that’s when I tip.

At least he’s self aware