there is a statistically high likelihood that any individual audience member you hear laughing on certain modern TV shows may have been dead for decades.

Serves them right for being in a canned laughter track!

No but seriously, that’s both haunting and beautiful at the same time. They live on. Like laughing ghosts.

You’re being unreasonable, it’s a farm not an ocean! Ever seen a water farm? Didn’t think so.

We need a file format that degrades into black and white over time.

That’s not icing, that’s paint. And it’s not a cake it’s a drawer. Jesus some people on the internet are so dumb smdh

Depending on circumstances it can be done remotely in different ways AFAIK using things like IMSI Catchers, malicious and sometimes invisible SMS messages, and maybe spearfishing or other methods. Or a combination of things, leveraging different weaknesses of the phone in question.

I don’t remember getting any new slang as a kid.

Someone not too long ago asked me how I motivate myself, and I was quite puzzled by the question, like “what do you mean motivate myself? That’s not how motivation works?”, because to me motivation has always come from external sources, like people, situations, experiences etc. But no, apparently some (many? most?) people can somehow motivate themselves. I’d like to have that power please.

Nothing. As in procrastinate by doing basically nothing.

…for now.

That sounds like fun though!

I’ve never seen that combination of words before and I never want to see it again.

You guys have friends?