I sure hope they’re lining up for the monster truck convention.

Yeah, because it kills you. Kerosene and similar low-viscosity hydrocarbons in your stomach migrate to the lungs, causing them to collapse. Not a nice way to go.
They only found out after some kids mysteriously died upon ingesting minute amounts of lamp oil.

Not quite nude, but you get the idea:

“Deep sea oil rig sand trap” sounds like an underground rock band song title.

It’s a handbag.
… stuffed with poo.

It’s the targeting itself that is bad. Very, very bad. It’s a blueprint for mind control and singling out opposition. In the current political climate, this spells bloody trouble.

Over here, they sell all sorts of “standard” sex toys, like vibrators, in drugstores. Out in the open, right next to the condoms and lube. #justeuropethings

So THAT’S where that is.

TIL there’s only 3 outfits billionaires can wear in public.

Textbook shakedown. He’ll not invade Greenland, Panama or Canada as long as he keeps getting the prize every year.

And maybe consider a robotomy.

“Pick a number - any number - between one and one Brazilian. Don’t tell me the number. Now multiply it by 3…”

Underrated comment.

Remember what the dormouse said

It has to get worse before it can get better.

Look at election results all over the world. Capitalism is already collapsing… into fascism.
If history is any indication, this means being not productive enough might not only get you fired, but also imprisoned or disappeared. Gotta kickstart a whole trillionaire class soon.

No time to sleep, gotta cram in some of those “extracurricular activities” to prove to future employers that I will do work for free.

It absolutely does matter if you observed systemic violence against men. That’s hard to prove, though, and a string of personal anecdotes and hearsay is just not going to be enough, I’m afraid. I might even partially agree with your post, but large parts of it seem exaggerated to the point of a caricature, strawman-like, cherry-picked, over-generalized, redditesque… Sounds more like venting, really. And that’s not helping your argument. You’d be well-advised to dig up much better evidence for what it is you want to prove.