Need ideas for countries. What’s a good place I could move to that has decent public transit infrastructure, free healthcare and good welfare/retirement benefits, cheap gigabit internet, and legal cannabis concentrates?

(Last one is most important because I literally cannot sleep without weed; prescription sleeping pills are awful and do not work effectively for me. Also flower is a non-option cause the wife hates the smell and I want to be considerate.)

Yeah but Japan is filled with dirty filthy console peasants so I’m not surprised one bit. Even the Saturn sold well there.

Maybe I should start licking batteries, then. I had no idea they tasted so delicious.

God isn’t real

Herself*

I would but I prefer a server hosted outside of my country.

Manual swap time

I am only able to interpret this sentence one way: that Trump is illegally deporting all immigrants. Please explain the other interpretation.

Why get hyped?

Run a RocketChat server for me so I don’t have to pay $8/mo anymore

Why?

Cats can also handle a harness and a leash a lot better than you think, especially the friendly, outgoing cats. Just don’t expect them to be able to keep up with you like a dog. Cats move at their own pace and will protest if you try to force them to go with you. Let them lead the way, and expect to spend a lot of time standing around in one spot.

Basically what I’m saying is that leashes work best if you’re not in a hurry to go anywhere in particular. Backpack if you are.

I feel that. I’m also nowhere near Florida, and don’t have the spare cash for an airplane ticket right now. I’m making $19/hr and I can’t even afford groceries.

You first. I’ll be right behind you.

To be fair, those cookies are pretty fucking good. Marriott does it too. Fuck 'em, though.

Can’t agree with this. I got dozens of hours out of Portal 2, simply from replaying it so many times (which is an amazing feat in of itself because I never finish games).

Meanwhile I was bored of Stardew Valley after two hours of wandering around and not being able to find anything to do. From what I’ve gathered, the game expects you to figure out how play it on your own. I’m in my late 30s and I have bills to pay. I don’t have the time nor the patience for a game like that anymore.

Edit: Point I forgot to make is that I feel like for a game to be considered the highest rated among them all, it should have universal appeal. But that’s just my 2¢.

Avoids sunlight, literal-minded, and hisses at strange women?

I’m not trying to be mean, but she’s probably on the autism spectrum. My girlfriend has it and this is her to a T.

I do. Do you remember how the N64 version emulated the arcade version by being played with two controllers? You held one controller in each hand and used the joysticks as the left and right engine throttles.

Okay lol maybe I want them for other games too.

Six face buttons, two joysticks, a D-Pad, a touchpad, four triggers (two being analog with a click at the end of the range), four paddles (like the Steam controller), HD rumble. That’s what I want in a controller. Nothing less. Such a controller does not seem to exist.

But I don’t want a fight stick. I want a single controller that can do it all.