Do you realize how stupid that sounds? I mean, yes, it makes sense that would be the most common form of suicide, quick and painless, but that like saying all gun owners are suicidal. Me owning a gun doesn’t increase my likelihood to die, it’s just that using a gun is easier than other options when someone does commit suicide, and it makes sense the number of people doing this is so high when you consider anywhere from 10-30% of America’s are diagnosed with depression, and close to half of Americans own a gun.

I hate it, but I love it.

Some people say we didn’t domesticate cats, but they cats domesticated us.

You fool

The fact that this is even compared to real SA is so fucked up. At least on the internet or game you can leave, it’s not like your forced to endure the actions or behavior of other people.

Women want to know what we want, when it is really this simple, a hole, some shovels, and the boys.

“In my professional opinion”, the child’s bigger brother wanted to play a prank on him, so the brother, Michael, put the kid close to the animation cause he’s scared of them. Unfortunately, he was put a little too close and got his head crushed. Also, despite what everyone says, it’s not the bite of 87, it’s the bite of 83. The bite of 87 occurs in fnaf 2.

Do you want the short version or the long version?

I just might need a copy of that