It’s Calvinball, government edition!

“All federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week,” Musk posted on X. “Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.”

Well that sure sounds super fucking illegal!

Well, that was an utterly terrifying read

I’ll take the over on that bet

Well. A lot of us are irredeamable idiots.

I’m fighting the same battle, because I am in a quasi-leadership role now, and I have to say the examples of positivity and optimism, when my instinctive reactions to most things are rolling my eyes and sighing because “Ugh, not this shit again.” Is going to be an uphill battle. The funny part is, I’m never actually upset. The more problems get thrown my way, the more excited I get to solve them. Unfortunately I have this very odd habit of presenting my excitement in a way that everyone else in the world understands to be frustration and negativity.

But they said!!!

Based on initial feedback, we know the importance of speaking to live customer service agents in a timely fashion is paramount.

Based on initial feedback?! We’ve know this shit for 40 years or more, numbnuts. These executives should not be allowed to work at the businesses factory ever again.

They probably brick your printer if you ask to speak to a live human on the phone

We DO have the spear of Longinus available, right? RIGHT?

Well if we stop gathering data, the problem goes away, obviously

There’s just no way we could have predicted they would do the things they said they were going to do

_/s

Do we have a right to bear Predator drones?

As an American, I concur

And unfortunately, us normies don’t have a prayer against a modern military intent on enforcing fascism.

We don’t even want to be part of our own country

It’s a step in the right direction. Don’t let perfect get in the way of good.

I think I feel significantly less owned because these dumbasses voted for their own demise. Not that that really helps at all.

I guess that’s what happens when you appoint a Bond villain as commerce secretary