As a former soapmaker, I’ll suggest looking for someone in your area making quality soap that you like. Find some great handmade soap and you’ll never go back to the commercial crap.

Just assume this kind of sloppy copy is AI.

Find it more efficient to scoop the entirety of the halved avo out with a spoon, then slice it.

Yeah. I’ve made my own salad dressings forever because I don’t like a lot of the store-bought ingredients. Considering I don’t want my salads to be super calorie-dense, I only use like 10 -15% oil.

My dream is to be sent a monkey and a plywood violin…and then practice every night until I’m ready.

Clearly did not know where his towel was.

Would also recommend Jesse Welles and Carsie Blanton.

I got really sick and debilitated. Got a grim prognosis that I’d just get worse. Got me to really take my health seriously and do all I personally could through a lot of trial and error to see what might make for a better quality of life. Lost massive weight, kept it off long-term, defied all expectations for over 2 decades, did some extraordinary stuff I’d probably not have attempted if not faced with the end of my life as I’ve known it.

Are you me?

There’s that possibly apocryphal story in The Fly reboot with Jeff Goldblum about how Einstein had like seven identical sets of clothes so he didn’t have to waste effort on deciding what to wear.

Seem to recall Blood Music had a pretty ok outcome. Though maybe it was overly optimistic.

Tiger got to hunt

Bird got to fly

Man got to ask himself “why, why, why”

Tiger got to sleep

Bird got to land

Man got to tell himself he understand