I wanted to avoid using absolutes but I don’t have any counterexamples.

wdym?

Myeh idk. I’m probably the least qualified person to butt in.

Vanilla sexuality makes me really incomfortable, especially penetrative sex. I prefer things like rigging people, impact play, and RP :p

Otoh, speaking with a lot of other people with vaginas around me, length is usually one of the least important features for penetrative sex. Texture, girth, vibration, clitoral stim, etc almost always rank hier.

But there are indeed some communities like size queens and kings who really enjoy absurdly long - and sometimes large - toys.

It can make a small rabbit run for days!

There are very few toys that are exclusive to one body type.

Usually clitoral stimulation is more useful than craming something up untip it tickles your eyeball :p

In a few years it should be able to drink.

That sounds like a good acknowledgement of the strong non romantic relationship between your parents.

Thinking of ripe sour soup has me salivating like one of Pavlov’s dogs :p

This is why windows is here for a few games and Linux is for everything else.

Seize everything he owns down to the last penny. He now has to work an entry level job for minimum wage.

It might’ve been caused by some kind of head trauma. Does he have something that might indicate a previous injury?

I have no idea how to check but does he see well from his left eye?

If there aren’t other symptoms and it doesn’t evolve he might be ok. (might could be should but I’m not confident enough)

I have some old rescue cats and yeah they have some scars ^^`

Uhm, drooling and different pupil sizes is quite scary.

I’m not a vet but if I saw that on a human I’d probably check for signs of a stroke.

I don’t usually anticipate a random garment to become my favourite.

I try to stock up when it happens but sometimes I can’t find any at a price I’m willing (or able) to pay.

Having hippie grandma tastes and trying my damnest to buy mostly used clothes don’t help either.

Otoh I’m getting real good at mending clothes until they fall apart. I have very low standards for home clothes.

Hairy Potter

Thanks for the laugh!

Edit: to expand on the idea: Hairy Potter is a spin-off where the protagonist is played by Ron Perlman. All the other students are regular kids. Nobody ever raises the subject.