Pretend you’re smuggling coke in your butt and watch as wacky hijinks ensue

Musk will go as well to mourn all the good man who died trying to take the city

On one hand, I wouldn’t trust the US with anything. On the other hand, there’s a pretty good chance whatever they keep that data on catches on fire or has a plane fall on it.

Even if he weren’t the admin’s Chief Divorced Officer, he would have too much influence in the government on the account that he’s a billionaire

You wouldn’t want to fight one. They play dirty, those cheetahs

Did the poll have an option to specify you don’t support trans people serving in the military because you don’t support anyone serving in the military

All of Latin America: Y’alls cuisines aren’t heavily influenced by native peoples’s? Damn bro that sucks

Does he think you’re supposed to apply it using another man’s penis?

Call me a hopeless optimist, but maybe, just maybe, the next time they start calling something a security risk, we’ll get less people parroting this same bullshit.

What do you mean, “Deepseek”?

One day Zelensky is Churchill in a green hoodie

Guilty of famine and settler-colonialism?

Maybe they meant extremely racist

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In the United States you get sent to prison if you use the wrong slop machine