Unpopular opinion, but I think tattoos are ugly. They look like a blemish that you should consult a dermatologist about.

Based on his observed mental decline, I don’t think he will get to finish his current term.

Did they misspell smegma?

It’s like What happens during an erection from Everything you wanted to know about sex*. And yes, Woody Alan dresses up like a sperm.

Didn’t he go into rehab for sex addiction at one point?