No cat can relax the way torties relax. Our Cleo is very Zen.

Don’t bother. Hypocrisy is the gas, and cognitive dissonance the oil that power Conservatism.

Food history fascinates me. I’m just that nerdy.

A fierce jungle apex predator! (In her little cat mind anyway).

Who says cats don’t have expressions?

“Forth the Three Hunters!”

Waiting for Pussolini to send the National Guard to city hall, to depose the mayor and council.

Except in the United States, where it will be $1500 a dose.

One of my cats is in my lap right now. The other is tripping balls on organic catnip.

“Room Service? Your finest catnip please!”

Cats have a way of inserting themselves into your life, don’t they?

“I’m the greatest cat, the most bigly feline ever! I’m pretty sure no other cat knocks stuff off the counter than I do, believe me!”

Fascism.