I volunteer

TBF, we Americans kinda brought this upon ourselves.

But the reading comprehension issue is a fuckin’ doozie.

What were thousands of people doing there? How much meat does it take to run a patent troll operation?

Who is “they” in your question?

These are all good questions about stupid legislation.

Bazinga!

Bell pepper!

Not even in theory, no.

Bro that’s a salad

These people clearly do not experience shame.

No, you see, they let you

Not that you’d ever want spinach on a pizza, but otherwise, hell yeah

No, they’re not just idiots, and not just “bad people” like in Seinfeld, but powerfully stupid and actively hateful. I just can’t stomach that show.

Yes, but who is this guy?

any other text editor

Can’t wait 'til you try vi

Paywall.

And before any more chucklefucks insist that the BBC has no paywalls:

We get it, you hate your parents. You’ll grow out of it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Tesla,_Inc.

Tesla, Inc. is an electric vehicle manufacturer and clean energy company founded in San Carlos, California in 2003 by American entrepreneurs Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.

Or as I like to put it, “I already have a job.”

So, all the reports?