My wife’s name sounds like Annette Alonso (not her real name - this one is made up) , and her new employer had standardised emails the first two letters from the first name and the first two letters from last name. You bet she was furious with [email protected], given that she was going to be working with clients. She ultimately got it changed to [email protected]

This is exactly what I experienced. It’s 30 years ago, and i still remember that I had trouble drawing my breath due to laughing way too hard.