How about “a robot must have complete loyalty to its owner, even if this is not in the best interests of its manufacturer”. Fat chance, I know.
I always struggled yanking the legs over my shoes. Sometimes they’d get so stuck that I thought I might have to cut them off my foot. I could’ve taken my shoes off first, but that would’ve been more steps.
Maybe, I’ve only heard “itsy bitsy” my whole life (American)