Guess I’m gonna start being chronically late for work…just like the poor fucks stuck behind me! Free go karting here I come!

We tried that. My wife said my hours of research into restaurants was “low effort” so now she picks three and I choose

…fuckme…of course he was…

Thank fuck/too bad I wasn’t imagining it. I mean…yay… brain still holding some information…boooooo for the Biff-timeline…

Didn’t he already release a bible? I can’t keep up with this timeline anymore…

Forgetful Jalapeño Joyride

I’ve heard that lobotomy patients only seem happy, and may be trapped in a private hell.
Least now things in your life seem bleak and immutable, but you’ve still got the ability to change things around you and yourself.
Depression is tough, and I’m sorry I can’t do more than say:

Hey, that fucking sucks that you’re hurting, I know what my pain is like, not sure if it’s similar to yours, but I feel you buddy. Hope things get better soon.

Bud, if you’re happy, I’m happy.

😂 you’ll get there buddy. Let me know when it forms properly.

Whoever said chivalry is dead never heard this story.

Probably because everyone else is a poorly written chatbot

I’m on Garuda, so I just type

sudo update

I can still type out pacman -Syu, but nice that I don’t have to.

some sadistic fucks would get richer?

Yes, this is why. Welcome to the machine.

Revanced manager just installs it. You can do it manually, but it’s way less of a faff to use the manager, it keeps everything up to date as well

President Trump ’s War on “Woke AI” Is a Civil Liberties Nightmare

Did the study show if they use it by choice, or as a requirement for continuing employment enforced by the C suite?

Alabama Slama

FTFY

and are paid for it

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In my case, I’d post more if I had more content.