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Which makes a nanolightsecond almost one foot (with less than a 2% margin of error)

Nowadays, the inch is defined in metric units anyway.

Ehhh, I’ve learned a few things as I got older. Mostly that “you’ll understand when you’re older” means “my opinions are extremely unethical and I hope you’ll become selfish too”…

The French retirement age is a bit of a problem.

France partly has a pay as you go system, meaning current working people are paying the pensions of retired people.

France also has an aging population, so there will be fewer people paying for more people. And that’s a problem, and you can really only solve it by increasing income, decreasing spending, or having fewer retired people (and raising the age is the most ethical way to do that).

You can’t do nothing and expect a pay-as-you-go system to keep working with an aging population.

a 1 person lasagna and a 6 person lasagna take basically the same amount of time. So yeah, of course I’m using the biggest tray.

Begone, ml drone

We used to hang battleshit maps in the volunteer toilets at some festivals. When you drop one, you can call out a square, and anyone who hears gets hit.

It’s the most fun when winners and losers get the most minor prizes, like not having to stand up to get a drink in the evening.

So, Christian, Jew, Sikh, Christian and Christian…

These people aren’t into watersports, they think it’s healthy.

Edit: then again, maybe they are…

I am entirely unsurprised that pissdrinkers and LLM lovers overlap so much.

Sounds like a problem that would rapidly solve itself.

If I leave my door open, and my Roomba rolls onto the lawn, it has not “breached containment”

Thankfully, LLMs are fully incapable of being even a fraction as useful as any of the machines in this excellent game.

Oooof. I yield.

No ewok films?

No holiday special?

Instant downvotes!

You need to find/make a better community for these posts.

I am ape. Do as ape do.

But if I fling poo at everyone who annoys me, I’m pretty sure I’ll be arrested.

This slopbot is 4 hours and we already hate it. Please look at your downvotes and turn it off.

Spent the night sleeping, or eating and leaving in the morning?

I assume with food and rehydration, since its not like people will be sleeping over the night.