Then you lack imagination

There are testing kits for just this kind of situation. I’ve found maybe a dozen random bags of drugs on the ground in my life. I’m definitely not recommending people so drugs they find, I’m just telling you it’s very much not a death sentence.

You’ve never left the house and thought to yourself “man I wish I brought water?”

Did you get the surprise that lem.ee went offline too?

They’re not miserable. They are fascists. Can’t wait for the crowdsourced Nuremberg/french revolution mashup (2027 remaster)

I have a feeling, knowing the current temperature among that community that they were scared to say they were against it.

Well good thing the US tourism rates have fucking plummeted since we have a full blown SS throwing people in bottomless pits never to be seen or heard from again! THE US IS SAFE!

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lol you’re thinking of the people who are now fully supporting the fascism. They were the ones literally threatening to kill me for being against the patriot act and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and George fucking bush. Those people will still tell you all of those things—in the same breath that they tell you the country is going down the drain because brown people exist.

lol the whole quote was a SLJ reference from one of his iconic lines, so you are right on the money

I think that says more about inflation than Skechers. Even cheap shoes are expensive now.

Yeah I only learned that pretty recently myself. I was very excited to get to share that useless bit of trivia when I saw the comment lol

Or…all of most of the rest of the world outside the US. It’s the bubble calling the bubble kaleidoscopic…or something more clever than that

Nope. It’s pronounced “desserts” but actually it’s an old phrase and is spelled “deserts.”

lol I love this—but the phrase is actually “just deserts”

The fuck is stomp and holla music

What do you mean adding more lanes won’t solve traffic?!? TELL THAT TO MY 40 LANE HIGHWAY

Woah…is “Rick” short for “Richard?” Did I just not know this? Or am I just forgetting that I knew it?? Or are you wrong??? I kinda need to know

Did you…read the article? They said the interview was done over the phone from inside the facility.

Like, in the third paragraph.

This is the most basic-ass tourist hotspot map of NYC…and they didn’t even go a few blocks up to hit Central Park? The fuck

Well you have fun.

Meanwhile I’m gonna MEGA RETIRE.

Which basically just involves croaking and not working for the rest of time

You people think em dashes are proof of AI?

Jesus Christ that’s so fucking sad.