Why would America do this?

He’s not a good boy or a big teddy bear, those things are dangerous and we shouldn’t be letting people buy them

Cyclist-years is a unit that has served us well for generations

Yes, of course you’re right. How could I forget last year when he won the free, fair, legitimate elections by getting the most votes? Silly me!

The shots are coming from inside the car!

Only cager squares follow the speed limit

You know it’s really over when a leader with the legitimacy and moral authority of Nicolas Maduro is criticizing you.

People will use whichever tool is available to them in order to oppress others, Islam isn’t special