Facebook elf mommy level shit (⁠｡⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠｡⁠)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

No, I saw it but I couldn’t place it.

BROKE DICK BROKE DICK!

Um that’s a really cool story, and I liked it, but you need to get help.

Live footage of me reviewing a report that has a repeated word series like this:

Here. Take a booby prize