Your neighbor owns one of these boats, try harder OP.

Actually not everyone has a camper van everywhere because not everyone desires or has the use for a camper van.

Yea that seems to have calmed down a bit recently though.

Uhh you’re not looking hard enough. Hell there are pickup trucks for less than 15k with less than 100k miles.

And a used one can easily be had for less than 15,000