Yeah but he’s saying he can’t get paid to get laid. Who hires an ugly prostitute?

People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.

Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.

No that’s where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock

Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.

That’s what I’m saying. I quit smoking a couple years ago and now when I do I can’t even find weed weak enough to not totally fuck me up.

You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?

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I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

I have nipples

Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

Sadly my job requires signed papers from each employee to be on file for the state AG department. It’s an enormous waste.

Just bought a brother laser for my job. Damn toner ran out on day 1. I printed 400 pages but still… Oh brother

Ooh I’ll take some addy too. Been too long and I need to clean my fuckin house.