“out-of-the-box” means standard
(it’s what came out of the box—just the way it was)

“outside-the-box” means unconventional or innovative
(it was never even inside the box)

CORN
CHILD

desk skill ing
desk kill ing
de skill ing

Desert Lizard: send nudes

That Guy: hold my phone

So you see: Don’t believe in the system
to legalize you or give you your freedom
You want rights? Ask ’em—they’ll read ’em
But every flower got a right to be bloomin’
Stay human

— Michael Franti & Spearhead (2001)

Oh, love experts!

Wtf. I was just replying with the same right answer.

’80s cartoon He-Man

Don’t worry.

After eating one apple, two pears, three plums, four strawberries, and five oranges, a piece of chocolate cake, an ice cream cone, a pickle, a slice of Swiss cheese, a slice of salami, a lollipop, a piece of cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a slice of watermelon, and a green lea, he’ll turn into a beautiful butterfly.

mouth anus

fuck yeah

erect or flaccid?

sleep or diapers?

Oh yes, never forget

yes, from long covid

my favorite part of 2020 was the months of one-911-load-of-deaths every day signifying that we did not indeed “never forget” because the attackers this time were microscopic instead of brown