PLEASE DON’T
WASH YOU’RE
BALLS IN THE
BAJA BLAST

— MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO

Damnit! How am I supposed to be a grammar snob if I can’t even spell his name right?

There’s no place to grammatically put a comma for disambiguation, but if you switch around the subjects you can clear things up:
Ernie’s mom and Burt Bert?

yes

Yeah, except he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing.

a week’s worth of honey

[email protected]

Can I opposite of block you?

I just need a NO U button.

fragilé

no, it’s an imposter

want

ew

“We did it to Iran, and we will do it to you if you don’t do what we want.”

— 2025 US foreign domestic policy

I came here to comment this. Glad to see it’s already here.

but social safety nets make exploitation and control harder to keep

it’s good to have pirates for friends

I don’t know what farts me up more…

measure twice
cut once