The DOGE dumbasses would probably fall for it too lol

No, thats what the gelatin eggs are for. If it goes near the digestive system it must be either edible or have a flared base.

I will admit to being a bit biased here (family member deals with this), but it aint always as simple as “diet and exercise” for everyone. Without careful management of blood sugar, some people just fucking drop from hypoglycemia with almost zero warning, even with implants to monitor it. Juggling medication with insurance and drug shortages, as well as diet, exercise, and blood sugar, is not something i wish on anyone.

Include the entire dictionary in white single point font

That would be why lol, just about any payment terminal in the US runs through those three in some way/shape/form

Silicone eggs.

Theyve got the 3 major payment processors; Visa, Mastercard, American Express. Good luck with cash-only.

The only re-tiring in my future is for my car.

Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case

Several of my own coworkers :/ We’ve got less than a month till shutdown/furlough deadline too, its so fucked.

People smarter, more productive, and more important than me, are going to lose their jobs for the sole fact that I have been employed for 3+ years as a fed, and they haven’t.

We also apparently nuke Iran if he does for some reason, i think?

A smile like Smeagol

Oddly reminds me of those really furry spiders.

Mostly desktop, at least at home. I have 3 laptops and a desktop at work. Phone is for googling, doomscrolling, music, and light reading.

In the mental health community CBT stands for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.

Lol i would absolutely bomb a polygraph, nervous as fuck, cant breath for shit (deviated septum, severe allergies, probably sleep apnea)

Just today i noticed microsoft slapped AI in Notepad. Fucking Notepad!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh wait, you’re serious? Let me laugh harder!

Watch any court interview/hearing/testimony with any tech CEO by the government, its hilarious how bad the questions are. The geriatrics making laws don’t understand any tech newer than the 70’s or 80’s.

We cant even get cars to not freak the fuck out and set off alarms for an iced over sensor or a pothole, those sensors have no business having control over the brakes

Every-dystopia everywhere all at once. Wheeeee.