Canuxico was right there.

Elven time conversion is the worst.

What I’m hearing is that we should mine the sun and make better use of all that fuel.

To moon landing, maybe. To fusion, no.

You’d deorbit eventually, but the parachute probably wouldn’t help you at that point.

Mayy is good but Junch hits just right. Jaunch might be the best.

Uh, are you confusing Republicans, the ones currently in power, with Democrats or something?

That fight is dead, the current fight is “will we ever have federal elections again”

Worry not, anyone who would order this did so in a size usually reserved for boat sails and sky plane banners.

It’s gonna be wide