This might sound daft but I’ve traveled for years and literally found that mime, the more extravagant the better, works fine.

we the poor are not a fucking bank for these lazy bastards that just keep taking all our shit for their own personal financial gain

Capitalism is a trickle-up system, so yes, that is exactly what you are.

lol I was thinking of England. Admittedly it was a while back, but they all count.

Yeah because the Danes never conquered and enslaved anybody lol.