Less time that it takes my mom to actually make banana bread.

Milli Banilli

That one person who has it in for Arizona.

Chipotle is really resting on its laurels.

This is what happens to wildlife when you don’t cut your bread rings.

Getting Sun & Moon vibes.

Francine Smith

Frog = pretty

Toad = chonky

Most likely Leo DeCaprio’s role.

But he took Wild Wild West, Hancock, and I Am Legend. Okay.

What an unfortunate name.

And what confusing case names it would create:

Nestle v Nestle

Damned if you do…

Babbage’s, before selling their soul to GameStop.

I was a Funcoland kid, myself.

Apparently Stephen Colbert has a shot at the Presidency.

“Plowy McPlowface” got pushed to second place. Sign of the times.

Good Christ, it has its own Wikipedia article:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_tan_suit_controversy

This is why I like the other one because the bro being explained to just looks like his soul is dying.

They’re running around wearing a potato sack and a beret.