If you make it illegal to 3D-print guns, only criminals will have 3D-printed guns.

How many more years before me never owning a car and never driving is enough to put me on a list?

Nestle is run by the Hutts, I should have known.

Wikipedia still says “is” so he’s still alive.

*Key cards

“I said I wanted Switch 2!”

“Switch 2? What’s wrong with the first one I gave you?”

So sloppy. How did she even graduate Antifa War College?

The moment they said mixologist, that post became a criminal offense.

Roomba: “This living room is HUGE!”

Why has the National Guard been deployed? What’s the state of emergency?

He’s Carl Weathering it.

(RIP a real cool dude)

“Follow me on LinkedIn for more business tips.”

The food is coming from inside the house!

RIP Vimeo. I liked it.

Vibe federal prison.

I find your bathroom.

America was great until those immigrants arrived.

“Call the cops, see if I care.”

Another one for the future history books.

This would have been 2004.

Facebook didn’t exist, Google was still tiny. Apple is on the flag, but it was also still very small, though becoming popular due to the iPod. The old Windows logo and IE logo are on the flag but not Microsoft. And the Compaq logo is there, but not HP.

Amazing what 20 years will do.