But Apple was usually better when it finally got there.

Tim Cook has been advertising features and services that don’t work properly since the debut of Siri.

Right before Palpatine makes that face, R2 says something and that face is a direct reaction to it.

What the hell could an astronech droid say that would make a Master Sith visibly worried?

“Ecomony.”

Oh look, that annoying little fact that always preludes an economic collapse.

The Captcha succeeds regardless of which squares you select or whether you select any squares at all.

As opposed to being loudly moved.

With a full college marching band.

It’s like a tribe of Mountain Smurfs live there.

Don’t let kids see this shit, punch Nazis in a secluded place whenever possible.

*Telling

He improvised a land tug boat to make pulling the bigger wheels easier. That man is the smartest person at that intersection.

Why the memes gotta be so dark this morning?

I got so tired of that excuse.

No, mom, you can’t and you won’t.

Ornithologists are a salty people.

Quokkas look like an unused Disney character.

This guy is the answer to the question What if Palpatine was a good guy?

Taking a trip to Italy.

That’s a good dad.

Yikes, dude, shave the porn ‘stache before the trial at least.

Oof.