CloudFlare stopped the DDoS by destroying their own servers.

“I’ve won, but at what cost?”

Jimmy, donate to an LGBT organization in Charlie Kirk’s name.

“Today it’s Gorman, tomorrow it’s you.”

Playing as the Hulk: “This door is locked.”

And these blast marks, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.

Fall I can deal with. Spring makes me look like I’m dying.

I expected nothing less.

I’m gonna level with you, brother, immorality existed way before the internet.

To paraphrase Yahzee from Zero Punctuation, “Rather than figure out what the mission is, I just build a shit ton of tanks and soldiers then run them from one side of the map to the other and hope I destroy the objective along the way.”

Considering South Korea’s total capital is owned by like four families, it’s a shitty ass monster.

Is that the Wii Fit trainer on the right?

Why does he always look like his mom caught him masturbating.

Please tell me Apple accidentally left the OS version check off and everyone still rocking an old 3.5" iPhone just got an update notice.

It’s American by nature.

“It’s 1950 and a can is a can is a can, everyone knows how big a can is. And it will never change!”

Pro-birth.

boss restores its health

boss restores its mana

boss changes color

music suddenly has lyrics

Open relationships, Yu is her husband.

There’s a video on YouTube which is a compilation of Mark Hamill interview moments where he was slyly trying to warn everyone about issues with the Sequels.

If you put your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean… of damned souls wailing.

It’s been almost 20 years, is that pie still edible?