Can I apply for an exemption?

I think instead of the computer showing you the time, they should replace the clock program with a chat prompt so you can ask the computer to guess what the time is

I wonder what would happen if everybody failed the doping tests. Would they cancel the Olympics or would they have a special doped out Olympics instead?

I prefer “AI-regurgitated” over “AI-generated”, I think it’s more accurate and fittingly repulsive

How do typewriters eat?

this is why i usually pee on my friends hands. then they have to open the door

oh boy, another article about CEOs saying what “AI” could maybe do in the future. i’ll put this one in the pile with all the others

also from the article:

Even more concerning, attempts to uninstall it often fail due to its deep integration into Samsung’s One UI operating system.

Reports indicate the app reactivates automatically following software updates or factory resets, making it virtually unremovable for average users.

but i do agree that “virtually unremovable” and “unremovable” are two very different things. and im not even sure i would classify this as “virtually unremovable”

at least they have a source

i would consider it if the password manager could email me my passwords

i will be very curious to see how this company does in 6 months. they are probably destined to repeat klarna’s mistakes.

could you attach a picture of it? i want to be sure i don’t accidentally look at it by mistake

i for one am very excited about this new “AI” pc idea. it will really help to streamline my job, where i spend 8 hours a day talking to Cortana™ and browsing LinkedIn™

i wouldn’t be so sure about this. i still have plenty of pennies and plenty of stamps to put on those pennies.

it adds to the metaphor

The commission pitched the Digital Omnibus as simplifying and streamlining digital regulations to relieve the regulatory burden for digital services and AI systems, with a specific focus on helping small-to medium-sized businesses in Europe; however, the draft proposal goes further than expected.

won’t somebody think of the poor “AI” companies? 😢

i can already see it: The Great Democratic Policy for Redistricting (GDPR), which prohibits any redistricting vote from passing unless it gets 60% approval from all sitting Republicans in the state.

for anybody wondering why airlines use curvy flight paths: it’s because most flight paths were made before AI

how are you supposed to fact check it if you don’t know the language?