How do typewriters eat?

this is why i usually pee on my friends hands. then they have to open the door

oh boy, another article about CEOs saying what “AI” could maybe do in the future. i’ll put this one in the pile with all the others

also from the article:

Even more concerning, attempts to uninstall it often fail due to its deep integration into Samsung’s One UI operating system.

Reports indicate the app reactivates automatically following software updates or factory resets, making it virtually unremovable for average users.

but i do agree that “virtually unremovable” and “unremovable” are two very different things. and im not even sure i would classify this as “virtually unremovable”

at least they have a source

i would consider it if the password manager could email me my passwords

i will be very curious to see how this company does in 6 months. they are probably destined to repeat klarna’s mistakes.

could you attach a picture of it? i want to be sure i don’t accidentally look at it by mistake

i for one am very excited about this new “AI” pc idea. it will really help to streamline my job, where i spend 8 hours a day talking to Cortana™ and browsing LinkedIn™

i wouldn’t be so sure about this. i still have plenty of pennies and plenty of stamps to put on those pennies.

it adds to the metaphor

The commission pitched the Digital Omnibus as simplifying and streamlining digital regulations to relieve the regulatory burden for digital services and AI systems, with a specific focus on helping small-to medium-sized businesses in Europe; however, the draft proposal goes further than expected.

won’t somebody think of the poor “AI” companies? 😢

i can already see it: The Great Democratic Policy for Redistricting (GDPR), which prohibits any redistricting vote from passing unless it gets 60% approval from all sitting Republicans in the state.

for anybody wondering why airlines use curvy flight paths: it’s because most flight paths were made before AI

how are you supposed to fact check it if you don’t know the language?

i refuse to believe anybody has been born after 2003, and even that is pushing it.

by the looks of it, this cat already has a scratching board that it very much enjoys

cloud’s gone

things like this would make me boycott a grocery store until the end of time

yeah it is extremely frustrating how many traps there are. i think it’s because the US has a culture of thinking things are “safe until proven unsafe” instead of “unsafe until proven safe”.

learning about the paper towels, microwave popcorn, and silicone cookware made me go nuclear on my kitchen. at this point i only let food touch glass, stainless steel, wood, or ceramic. it’s annoyingly difficult to find non-plastic versions of certain things (e.g. blenders) but after doing it once i don’t have to worry about it again for 5-10 years so it’s not too bad in that context. and i haven’t had to deal with any of the traps since then.