I bet that if you nuke all our cities you’ll eliminate crime by a good 80%.

Go ahead, make TVs more smart. We literally removed our TV thus weekend. If you want me to upgrade it, please removed the spyware.

How can they tell I’m popping?.. Oh…what if I stopped flushing? So is that why some people don’t flush? They’re trying to be stealthy!

The guy with the Trump tatoo looks like the typical guy who gets a 23&ME saying he’s actually part Mexican.

See! Maybe he’s just dumb! I bet he’s a fun guy at the bar.

Face flag looks like a fun bar guy though. Maybe he’s just stupid?

I’m building a boat to go find the Niña, Pinta and Santa Maria to sink them real good. Then nuke China and Ruzzia at their palaces. Same to every “kingdom”. That’s what they all deserve. Complete erasure from history. Instead people would just know that there used to be an asshole who wanted everyone to work and give him all the money.

Its sarcastic also. LOL.

Hold on, they’re still asking the other 6. The last one is a dentist.

From the people who brought to you the Tesla X!

Doxing viewing surfaces! That’s right! The new Tesla tells you which cars are expensive enough to drive next to you. The rear view mirrors show you if someone is Mexican or black so you can drive faster or cut them off. Extremely useful features.

Wow, this is fantastic!

They should use sea water. They could pump it on to a channel, use it, then send it to the desert to evaporate there. We could start a sodium economy with all the sodium collected. And the chlorine… Hmm they can pump that into the sea water to kill off the barnacles before they have a chance of sticking to stuff.

Once you become a woman, you get one egg every month…but its tiny. And you’ll bleed a ton and get cramps. God…yeah that looks good!

Florida landlord caught pinning down…girl gets life in el Salvador.

If there was no shame in being nude, then there wouldn’t be a problem… Imagine finding out that a guy you know has hundreds of portraits of you. Portraits you were never in! Absolutely not terrifying.

We won’t ever know unless they included a fresh banana for size.

Lol, you don’t love modern cooking… Go to Amazon and buy a new one when the old one burns out?

Americans and Republicans.

What to I do? I’m a construction worker. Yeah I work construction. Early in the morning I press this button on my phone to start the robots. Then I run around with this brush and backup vacuum cleaning all the rolling surfaces. Yup, that’s construction alright!

We should all gulp… Could this research benefit non US people only?