Did you know that recruiters LIE?

Imagine being broke and struggling through college. You get an email from a recruiter - they have access to the university’s entire mailing of course - telling you that all you have to do is show up to a few weeks of boot camp, and do drill on the weekend.

You’re 18, and don’t know that recruiters are not just allowed to sell you up the river, but encouraged to. It seems like a nice alternative to student loan hell debt and living off jars of peanut butter.

I do ASVAB prep occasionally, which I have mixed feelings about, and have a client who I’ve just gotten to being able to borrow when subtracting. Do you think he’s equipped to make an intelligent choice when a recruiter promises him the world?

Made the mistake of buying a HP “gaming laptop.” The goddamn thing chugs if you have five browser tabs open.

Probably not too hard to make - maybe I’ll hit the thrift store and see if I can get a friend to help me test it tonight…

Is it more stingy or thuddy? The cables seem heavy enough for a lot of thud, are the sharp corners of the end connectors stingy?

It’s a problem when it’s all that your partner cares about. Sex is great, but the vast majority of the time you spend with your SO will not involve fucking. That other 90% is important too.

My concern is more the expansion of the governments ability to forcibly institutionalize people. Inpatient institutions are largely unregulated and unsafe.

Pretty sure that’d melt the silicone.

I left one of my packers in my closet just a little too close to the ceiling light and it melted.

Heritage Foundation is working on making HRT illegal.

This one fascinates me - did they cover up the woman and the girls face on purpose?

Would the “law of return” apply to Lamanites?

Goodwill prices are out of control. Look for local/mom and pop thrifts.

Scrofula

I’ve been stockpiling books my entire life for such a Fahrenheit 451 or other style future.

Reseed Linux distros as penance?

Because I’m thirsty and would like a drink?

Good portion of people don’t give a shit.

I’ve spend the past three years trying to get people to investigate the sexual and physical abuse of children in Oklahoma, including some child trafficking. No one cares or wants to do anything about it. More people than we want to admit are okay with children being raped and abused as long as they are a certain type of child (foster kids usually.)

I was half asleep grabbing snacks after a twelve hour shift.

I don’t see why the “100%” is there, other than to try to trick you into thinking it’s “100% juice.” Like yeah, they aren’t literally lying, but they are trying to deceive.

My problem is mostly that HFCS tastes like ass. I was expecting it to be a blend of apple juice, pear juice, and a hint of passion fruit.

The health aspect is more about always keeping an easy to access non-beer thing in my fridge.

My ex was a nepo baby. He had so many speeding tickets. Didn’t give a shit about playing video games on his phone while driving. Fines don’t work when you could spend that same amount on a weeknight dinner without blinking.

I haven’t owned a microwave in three years, so not really lol. Much longer in the oven means much better.