There never was a rules-based order. There was just America, the imperialist empire that it is. There are no norms anymore. It’s just bitches running wild… And it kind of always was like this, really. It’s just… the temperature is rising, and the events are accelerating. America, the Supreme Karen, is flailing about making a scene. She never worked on herself. And so all she can do is slap, bite, and scratch. As she falls into the abyss of her own self-awareness and Self-Hatred. So entering the stage is the kazoo man playing the national anthem trailing off, losing interest. You can hear the coughing in the audience and the crickets chirping as people are exiting out the back. A limp dick, a turd left in the bowl you flush and its legacy is the streak that is left. USAID is the CIA slush fund and charity is tyranny. A mechanism of colonizers. The world is a capitalist hellhole. War is used as a bludgeon to beat down the working class. These rich bitches might have an argument or two amongst themselves, but they understand their place in the hierarchy. They will join forces to get you to work for nothing. They all in on it. It is your kids not mine. So, I’m only gonna live so long, so it is what it is. Meh… okey dokey in the hocus pokey and you turn yourself around and that’s what it’s all about. AOC and Bernie Scamturdz is gonna save us all! hahahhahahhaha. Oh Nancy! Oh Nancy! Where are you Nancy?
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andybytes@programming.devto Gaming@lemmy.world•Microsoft Office gonna wreck your shitEnglish1·16 days agoIt’s gotten so dummy. It’s so funny. Poo Poo. Doopity doo doo squeak Squeak of the Squeaky toy. Did you make a boo boo? The lick of the shoe. Let me squeeze all the juice out of you. Stuck in time because we ran by swine. All I hear is… Yack yack yack yack… All work and no play makes a dull boy!..
andybytes@programming.devto Gaming@lemmy.world•Microsoft Office gonna wreck your shitEnglish5·16 days agoWhy would you pay for Microsoft Word? It’s so strange to subscribe to a word processor. I feel like I’ve landed on an alien planet and these people just are the type of creatures that you can’t see their faces because their faces are stuck up their own assholes. There is literally a free and open source software that just works the same as Word. That is free. And it ain’t going nowhere because it has European backing now. Because now the Europeans don’t trust Microsoft. Thank you spaghetti monster. It’s like you’re fucking up. You’re doing it wrong. Delete the virus that is called Microsoft.
This was like so clever. I don’t even know why anybody would downvote you.
I mean, I don’t think people take in account the role of Hollywood and the imperialist pig dog empire of Yankee land. Hollywood serves a purpose for the imperialist. They push around the artist and tell them to dance for pennies. And everybody’s on the casting couch getting fondled by rich men. We live in the world of the lowest common denominator, and as time progresses and the Empire decays, the movies will just turn to shit. These submissive libturds and right wing pigglet Yankees will just keep buying this crap and their children each generation, each iteration will become dumber and dumber Not aware that they are becoming dumber. Most of anything in our society is low-effort slop for premium price. Yankee Land hates art and artist. I do welcome this era though, because for me avoiding subscription services is like walking and chewing gum or shall we say, just taking a shit. It has become a natural process for me. Also, I’m not as distracted as I used to be and so, most of my time is filled with learning new skills. I mean, they should put more effort into movies. That was the whole point. It was to distract us from the horrors of the American reality. I truly do welcome their use of AI in movies. I am an accelerationist in this avenue. Keep on going, bud. See what happens. It is all just slop, absolute slop and I have no intentions of spending money with these people. It has gotten so fucking bad that I dont even pirate anything. Like sitting down with a piece of paper and a pencil drawing is more titillating than going to the cinema. Also, Linux fulfills all of my needs. Why would I ever pay for an operating system that acts like spyware. It’s kind of like an indicator telling us that Yankee Land is desperate and running out of tricks funds. Now Yankee Land, I think is somewhat aware of this. And so that’s why they’re coming for open source. There are angels out there. People that are just doing the good work, you know? It’s so easy to just stop watching movies. And, you know, I don’t want to think I’m just like a boomer or what not but the movies from back in the day are way better. Hollywood also served the purpose of framing or giving this perception of what American life is like. But now that the veil’s been removed and we’re like in a depression era and the rest of world sees us as a violent entity, who is a threat to all of humanity… it seems nobody’s interested anymore. Like, if you’re around a bunch of dildos and you’re saying to them, hey, you’re getting fucked and they say, well, you’re paranoid tinfoil hat, man… What I’m really trying to say is I’m just excited. I like seeing things fall apart that should fall apart. And what is Hollywood’s response? Streaming. Give me a break. Even streaming is terrible. It’s so easy and I mean so easy for a refined person who is sophisticated, who desires quality to avoid American propaganda. Anyways, I’m just glad. I’m actually am glad. It’s a good thing. It’s a very good, very good thing. Death to the Empire. Also, one more thing. I think we fail to recognize the very, very close relationship between the department of defense and Hollywood. Like, even in the military, they have subscription services. We’ve privatized all of our intellectual property. So, the government doesn’t even really own the military equipment. And we’re just getting milked, baby. I mean just look at the F 35. It’s a piece of shit. Also, you know, the Yankee swung Dick and bullied Europe into increasing its defense spending. Europe was like, okay, and then America was like, now you have to buy my F-35 and they were like, nah, we don’t want that subscription shit. I mean everything that these business turdz and soldier boyz do is just coming back to fuck them. I mean, if you’ve had your ear on the ground long enough and you watch the patterns, it’s funny seeing these people look stupid and fail. It’s happening. It really is and they’re fucking up in all avenues. It’s just so goddamn easy to not buy slop. I could stare at the wall and be more entertained. I’m of the persuasion of you just don’t have kids, you know. My line is choosing to exit out of existence and I smile at the thought of the American Empire ripping itself apart. My hatred of imperialism is so great. It’s so great. 24-7. All day, every day. Every moment that has led up to this to now has been a waste of time. This was always the precipice that we were all going to find ourselves in if you’re not a stupid monster. Living in the process is cruel, but what are you gonna do? There won’t be angels, I’ll tell you that. But there won’t be dumb shit either. I embrace the abyss. I lean into it. I dive into it. Head Over Heels. I’d giggle thinking about the Democrat Party. Or Wokeism. Which is basically the establishment co-opting the left-wing people’s movements and filling their brains with nonsense getting them distracted with low-level priorities instead of focusing on the fiscal realities of our current situation. America was never a democracy. And what little protections we had are gone now. America is like Disneyland with a mixture of North Korea where you are not allowed to leave and you forgot your wallet. It’s a small world after all. It’s a small world after all. When you wish upon a star, it makes a difference who you are. Because when you wish upon a star, you’re talking to the sky.
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andybytes@programming.devtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•How long will people be in denial that america is now a fascist regime? You all really going to wait until trumps third term until you come to terms with it, arent you?English2·21 days agoAmerica supported the Nazis during World War II. It was all just a weaken Russia. And it’s never really just one thing. You know, it’s multiple things. The control structure feeds into itself many different ways. It’s almost as if we live in and like a spider’s web. Our sole existence on this planet is to support the control structure and that control structure is worse than fascism. Capitalism in crisis creates the populist movements, especially the “good old days types” To crawl out of their crevices and beat their chest, and basically be guided like a horse by the ruling class in order for us to tear ourselves apart in order for law and order to set in and the new standards to begin… I mean we are one of the most subservient and cucked societies that’s ever existed in human history. This will all become more apparent as the climate changes, and we all become climate refugees.I think liberals are becoming more radical and yet they don’t realize that the majority of the real left wing in America has already viewed America as a fascist regime for a long time. Also, some of these liberal movements I think will be co-opted and kind of turned into fascist action. I mean liberals are honestly the number one reason why we have no progress in this country. They occupy the space that should be filled with people that understand the evils of capitalism. But we remember Nancy Pelosi talking about a free market economy, whatever the fuck that means. I mean that bitch is too busy counting her money and getting her hair done. To be more specific, America is an imperialist empire, and fascists are the useful idiots of empire. Yankees live in a vacuum. The libturds are always late to the party. I literally could of had kids. I was on the path and I chose not to because I knew too much. And so that’s why I can say things so “negatively” and freely. I see the world as it is, not as I want it to be. My ear has been to the ground for a long time. I’ve read a lot, listen to a lot. I’ve seen a lot. There is no war but the class war i can guarantee that. Capitalism is a system of the lowest common denominator. It is reflexive based upon emotion and not needs. We won’t solve our problems using this current economic system. Artificial intelligence is scary because it’s stupid, not because it’s actually capable of being accurate or helpful. And we literally feed into it. Without us, it does nothing. It needs data sets. It needs certain things. One of those things will be water. Just basic public utilities is gonna be shit and way out of reach for most people. There will be more homelessness and they’ll just throw them in prison and make them work for free. They’ll trick you in to taking out credit that you can’t pay because they want to put you in jail. All these things have happened in history. It’s just a lazy man’s solution to a problem, especially when they just view you as cattle. The people at the top are by far the most cruel and unprincipled disgusting human beings that have ever existed in society. We live in an inversion. A world where evolution is an exponential decay function.
andybytes@programming.devto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Who the hell can afford a printerEnglish2·22 days agoPrinters are scams…the end
Oh my Ford the drahmah
Most charities are just scams. And yeah they might do some good, but charity is a symptom of failure. We are byproduct of our environment.
Yankee woke neo_Liberalism is stupidity trying to look good with little to no oversight. Yankee Conservatism is bitches runing wild.
Nope it was always the capitalist class.
America was created by violence any change that ever occurs has occurred through conflict. You don’t ask a bully to stop
Aliexpress still got em cheaper.
America is an imperialist empire and fascist are the useful idiots of empire. And the Democratic Party is a neoliberal party, which if you look at the global spectrum of conservatism versus liberalism, it is actually a right wing ideology. So it can be argued there isn’t even a left wing in America, and a lot of people are just confused about their political affiliations. We are in a time of reactionary populism. America is a right-wing country and liberals just choose to ignore our brutality overseas. And so every time there is a conflict there is a high chance that liberals will get sucked in to being a part of the military industrial complex and the imperialist aims of the imperial core since Yankees live in a vacuum… This is why they’re still confused about Ukraine. And like, if you study history, you know this like cycle repeats itself. It’s frustrating. People don’t have framework. Depending where you are on the social hierarchy, you either are comfortable and happy with your life. Or you realize how low on the totem pole you are. And it’s kind of like you live in North Korea with a mixture of Disneyland, but you forgot your wallet and you’re not allowed to leave. It’s so frustrating when liberals take up the space that’s supposed to be occupied by the left wing, and then they police us and tell us how to think. What we are experiencing is the imperial boomerang, or in the intelligence communities, they call it blowback. Yankees create terrorism. Yankees create their own problems. Not only are Yankees stupid, but that stupidity makes them terrifying. They like to frame anarchist as reactionaries, but it is really the liberals and the Christofacist that tend to be reactionary, but in their own little ways. It’s like you’re Sunni and Shia and Trump and his inner circle are… playing you like a fiddle as Rome burns. The rich just care about their status. They have no loyalty to national pride or the betterment of the world that they control. I think they plan on lowering standards and changing norms and kind of running things with a hands off approach but not letting things improve on purpose. The more you know, the angrier you get, and then eventually you get tired. Yeah, Orange Man bad and so every fucking American president ever. Every single social improvement was just the compromise of the rich. They put their nonsense on pause so they can continue with their plans and everything is going according to plan. It’s like you gotta pull yourself out of the situation. Look at it from an Eagle’s view. But it seems like eagles become vultures. “Love me, love me, I’m a liberal.” - Phil Ochs
andybytes@programming.devto memes@lemmy.world•When you have the attention span of a fly and the constipation of a slothEnglish1·24 days agoThe leader is a follower and the follower is a leader that is dead if there is a hell it is inside your head. We are approaching the self fuffiling prophecy. The singularity of “hey mom look no hands.” A broken wing, a bird that is a rock and a world of just thots.
andybytes@programming.devto memes@lemmy.world•How does everyone deal with this dilemma?English4·25 days agoNo. I wait until the fridge is absolutely fucking empty and I eat every goddamn thing. You ain’t gonna find no expired food in my household. And I don’t buy things for the hell of it, and I don’t buy shit in boxes. Cook in a pan. Buy whole food. Prioritize which expires or rots the quickest. I used a cast iron that I found in the trash. I don’t understand how or why people have this issue. But I guess I’ve been poor for all of my adult life, so. If they drafted me, I’d say take me to prison bitch, because I ain’t gonna fucking die for this place. I kinda wish I was never born. People throwing away food. Gawd I hate this country.
Did you forget how to spell?