Have you looked into the hall effect controllers from 8BitDo? They’re compatible with the Switch with a very comparable form factor

“They’re waiting for you Gordon… in the test chamberrrrr”

That wonkiness often times is just lint jammed into the charging port, and a thorough cleaning fixes the issue

You’ve got a mustache

I think you’re talking about the JerryRigEverything video

Medical super glue exists! It has additional compounds in it to slow down the heating/bonding period and to add flexibility

Veritasium recently did a video on super glue