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Just tell her they were pyrotechnics. she loves pyrotechnics at public events.

You beat me to it.

I agree with this sentiment with one correction: they will learn nothing. They never do.

I assumed the answer was just going to be “by wiping his ass with the constitution.”

the guy who threw a Nazi salute in front of the entire nation not once but twice believes in white solidarity?

Wow, that truly is shocking. Damn if I can’t find my shocked face just at the moment.

so you’re telling me the “peace president” started another war? Unpossible. /s

I’ll believe it when I see it.

This is going to make things difficult for a lot of evangelicals (but 20% more hawt.)

The second I saw that I thought “false flag”.

I suppose he’ll lose some sleep over this one.

Gen-x here. I don’t know about anyone else but I’m fried goddamn crispy.

This was nearly good news.

At least half of US adults think that they themselves are smarter than they actually are, so this tracks.